| 1. First things first. Are you sure you're really good? |
No, I have some doubts.
Yep, as good as I can be, I guess.
I'm probably not. |
| 2. You have a night off.
You: |
Take a long bath with a good book.
Play video games.
Watch TV.
Clean stuff.
Invent stuff.
Do stuff, n' stuff. |
| 3. Does your name (or any of your nicknames) include the terms "doctor" or "professor"? ("Doctor Love" counts.) |
Yep.
Nope. |
| 4. How about "smartass" or "wise guy?" |
Hell yes.
I should hope not. |
| 5. Would you say you are taller than average? |
No, I'm pretty short.
I'm average height.
A little taller than average, yes.
Not taller, but broader maybe.
I'm HUGE! |
| 6. Of the following, which is your favorite school subject? |
Reading.
Writing.
Arithmatic.
One of the sciences.
Sports or PE.
History.
Government.
Study hall.
To hell with that, school's just a place to pick a fight. |
| 7. Do you act more mature than other people your age? |
I can't understand why my friends think my Binky is so bad.
I'm just youthful, that's all.
Same maturity I guess.
I like to think I'm more mature.
What kinda question is that, ya whippersnapper? |
| 8. A kitten tries to cross a busy intersection. You: |
Yell "oh no! stop!" and accost someone to go save it.
Say "oh my, no!" wince and hope for the best.
Shrug and move on.
Rush out in traffic to save it.
Stop/blow up anything presenting a danger to the kitten. |
| 9. You're watching TV and the picture goes out. You: |
Throw something at it.
Philosophise about the nature of cathode rays and vacuum tubes.
Take the TV apart.
Climb up on the roof to see what's wrong with the antenna.
Plug the cable back in.
Turn it off and go do something else. |
| 10. Do you enjoy being the center of attention? |
Well, I usually am the only thing worth looking at in the room.
I just have so many important or funny things to say!
It just comes with the job.
No, I prefer less social exposure than this question implies. |
| 11. Do you tend to "take charge" a lot (even though you may not always want to)? |
I always take charge, how else am I going to get things done the way I want?
I sometimes take charge, but only because I get tired of waiting for everyone else to make up their minds.
Everyone expects me to take charge, so I do.
I don't really mind it, when it's thrust upon me.
I don't like to take charge - too much pressure and responsibility.
I'm a total follower. |
| 12. Do you prefer to work in teams or alone? |
Teams.
Just me.
Just me, and maybe some cronies. |
| 13. Do you tend to insult people? |
Yes, it's fun.
Yes, if I'm really ticked off.
No, I don't usually. |
| 14. Choose the word that best describes you: |
Creative.
Stubborn.
Pacifistic.
Sarcastic.
Helpful.
Domineering.
Sassy. |
| 15. Rate your attractiveness: |
Ah'm dead sexeh!
I'm God's gift to you, baby.
I could use a haircut, I guess.
Oh, I'm not too bad.
I'm no catch.
People should love me for my mind!
This question is stupid. |
| 16. You have a very pressing question you need an answer to. However, the only person who would know the answer lives in a cave high on a mountain filled with dangerous flesh-eating goats. There's also probably some avalanches. You: |
Forget it, that's a pain in my ass.
Write him a letter and tip the postman a c-note to deliver it.
Assemble a team of useful and knowledgeable people to help me navigate the mountain.
What the hell, just head on up. |
| 17. Do new things that you've bought or made tend to come in handy just when you need them, or do people tend to steal them and cause trouble? |
They come in handy.
People steal them. |
| 18. Someone offers you fifty bucks to do something that you normally wouldn't consider doing. Do you do it? |
Heck yeah, for fifty bucks, I love you long time!
Well... only if it isn't anything lewd.
How about I get someone else to do it and keep $25 for myself?
No way, I have principles.
I take their fifty dollars under the pretense of being just about to do aforementioned thing, but then run away and laugh at them. |
| 19. You are: |
Weak like girl.
Strong like girl.
Strong like bear! |
| 20. There is no question twenty, and your answer won't make any difference. |
Thank God.
That's OK, I understand.
You jerk, I wanted a real question.
That is lazy and sloppy test-writing.
I like monkeys.
January.
False. |
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