| 1. Are you dead? |
No.
Yep.
How about undead?
I'm inorganic.
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| 2. What's your favorite color? |
Pink
Purple
Red
Green
Silver
Yellow
Brown or Orange
Black
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| 3. What's your favorite sport? |
Swimming.
Oozing.
Intimidation.
Breaking stuff..
Mocking others.
I don't need exercise, my body is fine the way it is.
I hate exercise.
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| 4. Would others consider you easy? |
I'm ashamed to admit it, but yes.
Nothing about me is easy.
*slap*
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| 5. What do you do on the weekends? |
Fix stuff.
Sit on the couch with a can of milk and watch TV.
Sequester myself and spend some quality time with me.
I experiment with lots of things.
Scheme, I mean plan, what I'm going to do next week.
Sleep like I'm dead.
The world doesn't stop on weekends, why should I?
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| 6. Are you old? |
Immeasurably.
I ain't as young as I used to be. That doesn't mean I still can't kick your ass.
No, I'm in the prime of my life!
Ha ha ha ha no!
I still have my warranty!
I don't know.
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| 7. If the SWAT Kats found out your secret scheme: |
They'd never even find out about it, so why bother asking?
What do you mean, if? I'd make sure they knew!
If they do, they do. Bring it on!
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| 8. As far as committing crimes goes, you have: |
A partner.
Minions.
Someone who tries to order me around too much.
It's just me, baby.
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| 9. Tell me what you think about the beach.
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I hate the beach, with all the sand, and water....
It's a beach, what do you want?
I love the beach!
What, and take off my outfit?
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| 10. About your clothes... |
I wear the same outfit, every day.
I wear the same outfit, every day, except for that one time.
Is there something wrong with not wearing pants?
Different outfits, depending on what I'm doing.
I don't need clothes, I'm not ashamed of my body.
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| 11. Do people ever get confused as to what you "are"? |
Yes.
No.
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| 12. Why did you do it? |
I did it for fun.
I did it out of malice.
For the power!
Money, it's all about the benjamins.
I have this misguided vengeance thing.
Someone told me to.
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| 13. If someone else described you in one word: |
Funny.
Rowdy.
Smart.
Gullible.
I'm huge!
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| 14. Are you male or female? |
Male, can't you see my spandex?
Female, you wanna make somethin' of it?
This question is unimportant.
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| 15. If you could, you would control: |
Time.
Just the city.
The whole world.
Everything electronic.
Your temper.
Members of the opposite sex.
I don't want to control anything... just destroy it.
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| 16. In times of crisis, you: |
Stay cool and collected.
Go while the going is good.
Start breaking stuff!
Get annoyed and attempt to stop/destroy whatever is causing the trouble.
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| 17. Has anyone ever told you that you're a miserable psycho, evil, nasty, sssinissster, or just plain cruel? |
Not just yes, but hell yes.
Don't think so.
Yes, but it was in a sexual kind of way.
Probably, but who cares?
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| 18. P(ei, ej, T) = e^(ei - ej)/(kT) |
Huh?
Looks right to me!
Ah, Boltzmann... I knew him, you know.
Earth physics... so inferior....
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| 19. If someone sasses you, you do: |
Sass back.
Ignore them; they're being stupid.
Scowl and threaten them.
Destroy them.
Sass?
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| 20. The best kind of travel: |
Involves an aircraft.
Is in a great big car.
Is the kind that smashes everything as it goes down the street.
I hate traveling. I'd teleport if I could.
Sewers, rockets, whatever... I just need to get where I'm going.
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